- não vai mais vinho para essa mesa -

ela - you're so nice. Why don't you have a boyfriend?
eu - I don't know...
ela - you should date online. There's Tinder and...
eu - oh no no no...!
ela - Everybody is using dating apps!. You should absolutely date online!
eu - I want to meet real people...
ela - Oh, don't be afraid of finding bad guys...
eu - I'm not afraid of finding bad guys, I'm afraid of finding bad dicks. Bad, ugly dicks.