- original soundtrack -

(…)
I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever
And if you're waitin' to find what's goin' on in my mind

You could be waitin' forever, forever and ever

(…)

(I never said I was deep, Jarvis Cocker)